Doggie Farts

I didn’t walk the boys this evening. I’m really tired today. I thought I slept good last night, but it could be not enough of hours. Anyway, I was going to write about Ranger’s farts this evening. Thought he would have taken his dump before I got home since DB came home earlier than I did and let them out. Well, guess Ranger didn’t do his big business. He let go one fart after another till it polluted the entire dining room. I had to get out to the backyard for fresh air. Something about doggie farts – they are, as what DB calls them, SBD – Silent but Deadly. I’m sure Ranger doesn’t care about it, at times I don’t but this evening the SBDs were horrendous. Been giving him his acidophilus Pet Guard Enzyme every night, yet he bloats up after each meal. I’m guessing he eats too fast and he swallows too much air. At times, his farts have real great tones to them. Wish we could record them. Right now he is sound asleep. We have to turn the air-filter on every night to make sure we have fart filtered air while we snooze.