Life with the Three Crazy Dogs

Got to me desk yesterday morning, pulled up Outlook and the first thing I saw was this: Traffic Violation.  What the hell now??  Opened it and starting reading it, and I laughed.

Hello Dawn;

Recently, there has been an increase in complaints from ABC employees concerning the traffic violations which occur in the parking lots of the Eagan campus. These traffic violations pertain to parking, speeding, and stop sign violations.

Violators will be notified that they were observed in the act of a violation and asked to be more vigilant of the posted traffic signs in the future. Continued violations from the same individuals will result in the notification of that employees superior.

On 8/10//2007, at approximately 6:00 a.m., your vehicle described as a Chevy Monte Carlo, bearing Minnesota license KISSME, was observed by Security not stopping at the stop sign located between the CD Rom and Reporter lots intersection. (near “B” building).

In the future please obey all traffic signs on campus. The safety of our employees is a concern for us all.

Regards,

XXXXXXXX

Somebody, Corporate Security

I told my boss when she got in and we both laughed.  Why??  Because she had a ticket from Security before for parking in a Reserve stall, not once, but twice.  After the second offence, you get a ticket.  Once you get the ticket, our supervisor needs to sign it.  Her boss rolled his eyeballs and said this is just stupid, which I totally agree.

Now I wonder if Security noticed there are a lot of vehicles that do not stop at STOP signs and speed through the campus, and did they get a ticket or a warning, too?

I won’t even bothered with it coz this moring I did the same thing.  In a frigging private property and no human and auto traffic at all at 5:50 a.m., I’m going for it.

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