Ranger the Stinko

Took Ranger in for his annual checkup last week.  Before DB left the house I gave him a list of what to ask the Vet.  Plus, I told him don’t trip when he sees the bill.  It will be expensive because of the bloodwork program we signed him up.

He came home and first off said this boy is in good shape, weight is excellent (thanks to me!!), heart rate is good, and then he told me the bill came to $68.  That was way too cheap.  I looked at the invoice and said the Vet mentioned since Ranger is in such great health, they will do his bloodwork next year.  He got his usual yearly/bi-yearly shots and a ton of praises from the nurses and technicians.  I was really expecting $200+ invoice.  Phew….

So, now we have added another medication for this stinky guy!  You see, this dog is a fart machine.  He has so much gas it’s absolutely unbelievable.  The worse is, them farts stinks to high heaven.  It can chase us out of our own room.  The Vet gave us some medication for it, so far it worked, but not sure how long it will last.  He was not farting when we started the medication, but now it’s been 5 days, it seems to be coming back.  Urghhhh!!!  I’ve nicknamed him Gasser or Stinky.  It doesn’t matter what I call him, he still looks at me with those sad looking eyes and farts at the same time!  Lovely!!!!!