Grandpa, Grandma??
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007Step-daughter (SD) called me on Monday while I was at work.
Me: Hey you, how are you doing?
SD: Good I guess. You busy?
Me: I can be.
SD: Are you sitting down?
Me: Yah, what’s up?
(I was wondering if her grandma passed away or something bad happened to someone.)
SD: You are going to be a grandma.
Me: WHAT?? What the hell are you talking about? Are you serious? (Laughed)
SD: Serious. Found out just now.
Me: ‘k, tell me the whole scoop.
Apparently SD went for her annual physical and doc asked her when was her last period. Since she has not had her period for almost 12 months, the doc said she will do a pregnancy test. Doc said will call her with the results. As soon as she got home, doc called her and told her the results came back positive.
SD was freaking out – not sure how to tell her mom and dad. I told her she is an adult, they can’t tell you what to do and not to do. Her mom should not be pissed coz she was in the same boat before, and her dad, he will laugh and say his famous saying, “That’s what you guys need right now.” SD asked how to tell him. Will he get angry? What is the best time to call dad. Told her that her dad will not be angry. He will probably just kinda laugh and tease her and her BF. She said she felt like a big stone is sitting on her shoulders right now. Poor girl. I laughed at her, too.
The problem now is she has been drinking and smoking. What will happen to the fetus? She is worried and that is why she is freaking out. She said she want a f-king cigarette so bad but can’t and her BF wants a stiff drink but can’t either. They are both getting dry. BF had a DUI 2 weeks ago and was tased on his ass by the cop for trying to run away from getting a breath analyzer. License suspended and needs to go to court next month.
I will be seeing SD tomorrow and will find out what’s her outcome from her appointment with the Ob-Gyn. Gonna be interesting.
Both SD and BF kept calling us Grandpa, Grandma!! SD has not told her mom yet. Her mom is on vacation at Mexico. I will be interested to know if her mom will bitch at her. DB said she will.










